As I get to know you, let me introduce my old friends. They’re imaginary. The first one is Grim Streaker and the second one is Overthinker. They sit in my head and make me crazy.
Grim says, “Elderly girl, start the darn blog! The clock is ticking.”
Overthinker says, “No, Rose, you’re not ready to start. Do another draft, and another, and another. You can’t write a blog! You’re not an expert on anything!”
Grim says, “That’s not true, Rose. You are indeed an expert …on Nothing. Just write about what you love. That’s all that counts.”
“Well, Grim,” I say, “I sure do love food. I love getting it and eating it!”
“Ta da!” Grim says.”Now start the darn blog!”
I say, “I’m writing about food, and then I’m hitting publish. Yikes! Up yours, Overthinker! Whoo-hoo Grim Streaker!”
Welcome everyone to Howdy Doody Foodie!
Rose, The Nothing Expert